Jakeisms, no. 3?

J: Hey Dad, I tagged you on Facebook.
TJ: You....tagged me...on Facebook, huh?
J: Yeah. On my toy phone I tagged you on Facebook.
(Now he says this regularly because he knows we think its funny.)

TJ has been trying a different approach to discipline with Jake, and will call him over to talk it out when he is struggling with something. So now, when Jake wants to talk about something, he says, "Let's have a talk...." and if he can't really think of anything to talk about, he says, "Nethermind."

"Mommy, I'm tired. My eyes are red."

"I love going on vacation with my family. I love going with you and me and daddy. You are my family."